Jamie Lee

hey lashawnda!

Stranger: are you a girl wit nude pics?

You: no! you faggot!

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You: konichiwa

Stranger: hey! asl? :)

You: O-genki desu ka watashi no namae!!!

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You: Lashawnda?!

Stranger: whaaaa?

You: iz dis Lashawnda?

Stranger: YES IT IS

You: h3y Gurl

Stranger: h3y gurl H3YYY

Stranger: :D :D

You: bitch y0u aiNT Lashawnda

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Hello
You: 51 Male Michigan
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